Pidrenstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous salamander.

Pidrenstaf created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidrenstaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidrenstaf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pidrenstaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pidrenstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always wear white.