Zantunhasbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid fairy.

Zantunhasbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zantunhasbarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zantunhasbarn, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zantunhasbarn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zantunhasbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never sit near manatees.