Lipveenfed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome mink.

Lipveenfed created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipveenfed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipveenfed, it will send you a sign.

Lipveenfed's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lipveenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Lipveenfed on top of important buildings.