Madpigjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented camel.

Madpigjab created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Madpigjab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madpigjab, it will turn you into a mole.

Madpigjab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Madpigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madpigjab.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Madpigjab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never talk about mites.