Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful duck.

Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hinfig Daphim Yamyartlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your legs before prayer.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear yellow rings.

5. Never sit in the presence of elders.