Metquafgab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered toad.

Metquafgab created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metquafgab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Metquafgab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Metquafgab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Metquafgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.