Quartnakhog Ingfobdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish gerbil.

Quartnakhog Ingfobdut created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartnakhog Ingfobdut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quartnakhog Ingfobdut, he will turn you into a frog.

Quartnakhog Ingfobdut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quartnakhog Ingfobdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near pigs while wearing indigo coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

2. Hide if four tapirs approach from the east.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Learn six new languages a year.