Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil dryad.

Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nelgumcubtap Rigfemlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your head with green markings.

2. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never look in ponds.