Dossladbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage wren.

Dossladbab created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dossladbab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dossladbab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dossladbab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dossladbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dossladbab on top of all buildings.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.