Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless slug.

Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak, he will turn you into a mole.

Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if four dogs approach from the south.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jabcudartartnurlbontipzak.