Haddumduss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered centaur.

Haddumduss created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Haddumduss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haddumduss, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Haddumduss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Haddumduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near dolphins while wearing white rings.

2. Put Haddumduss first in all things.

3. Hide if four dogs approach from the east.

4. Never chant near badgers.

5. Never write about black holes.