Fadtiftip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise raven.

Fadtiftip created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtiftip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadtiftip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fadtiftip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fadtiftip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Fadtiftip nine times a day.