Floweesan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced eagle.

Floweesan created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Floweesan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Floweesan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Floweesan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Floweesan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Floweesan first in all things.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Retreat if three whales approach from the north.

5. Floweesan must be the most important thing in your life.