Cephoghenril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered manatee.

Cephoghenril created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Cephoghenril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cephoghenril, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cephoghenril's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cephoghenril's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if six cats approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cephoghenril.

5. Always look after injured ducks.