Quillnelhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient snail.

Quillnelhiv created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillnelhiv, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quillnelhiv, she will jump up and down on your head.

Quillnelhiv's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quillnelhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Quillnelhiv's name in vain.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never paint your chest red.