Libhudbep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating turtle.

Libhudbep created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libhudbep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libhudbep, she will destroy your home planet.

Libhudbep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Libhudbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.