Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popmanfar Nadyimbig Weelarnarn.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.