Quagfedhog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever badger.

Quagfedhog created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfedhog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quagfedhog, she will destroy your home planet.

Quagfedhog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quagfedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quagfedhog.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Quagfedhog on top of important buildings.