Pangcedbadbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless faun.

Pangcedbadbut created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcedbadbut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangcedbadbut, she will turn you into a frog.

Pangcedbadbut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pangcedbadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.