Quimvidquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet swan.

Quimvidquaf created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimvidquaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimvidquaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quimvidquaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quimvidquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Quimvidquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.