Hakdissomin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic seal.

Hakdissomin created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Hakdissomin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakdissomin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hakdissomin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hakdissomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Heed all portents.