Jadmatyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome wombat.

Jadmatyarp created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadmatyarp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadmatyarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadmatyarp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jadmatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
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