Veggodlistcin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, staggering naga.

Veggodlistcin created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggodlistcin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Veggodlistcin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Veggodlistcin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Veggodlistcin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.