Misfligwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing ant.

Misfligwik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfligwik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misfligwik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Misfligwik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Misfligwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.