Kinyoknull is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered
hare.
Kinyoknull created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinyoknull, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kinyoknull, she will jump up and down on your head.
Kinyoknull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Kinyoknull's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinyoknull.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never sit near otters.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.