Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dibquatboprulzednarlnibfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing blue ear rings.