Gebstikbagyakrighig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Gebstikbagyakrighig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebstikbagyakrighig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebstikbagyakrighig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gebstikbagyakrighig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gebstikbagyakrighig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Put Gebstikbagyakrighig first in all things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Gebstikbagyakrighig's priests.