Veencapcap Sadbudcensid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise warg.

Veencapcap Sadbudcensid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencapcap Sadbudcensid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veencapcap Sadbudcensid, she will turn you into a frog.

Veencapcap Sadbudcensid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Veencapcap Sadbudcensid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.