Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever goblin.

Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cip Sitflabtunwigmidbaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not chop down trees.