Tiknardon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous naga.

Tiknardon created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiknardon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiknardon, it will torture you forever.

Tiknardon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tiknardon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if eight doves approach from the south.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tiknardon in the centre of the settlement.