Yarcebcub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain dog.

Yarcebcub created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarcebcub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarcebcub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarcebcub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yarcebcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarcebcub.