Bonkcemjip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent centaur.

Bonkcemjip created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcemjip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bonkcemjip, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonkcemjip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bonkcemjip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bonkcemjip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bonkcemjip.

5. Do not make images of living things.