Pidmisrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional human.

Pidmisrutt created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pidmisrutt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidmisrutt, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pidmisrutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pidmisrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pidmisrutt's priests.

2. Always wear pink.

3. You must love Pidmisrutt.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Respect your elders.