Dadgodbomlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent squid.

Dadgodbomlit created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadgodbomlit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadgodbomlit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadgodbomlit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dadgodbomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. You must love Dadgodbomlit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.