Benbigrow is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable turtle.

Benbigrow created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbigrow, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benbigrow, she will turn you into a rat.

Benbigrow's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Benbigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.