Yimcepdob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured grasshopper.

Yimcepdob created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcepdob, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimcepdob, she will turn you into a rat.

Yimcepdob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yimcepdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not chop down trees.