Yimcepdob is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured
grasshopper.
Yimcepdob created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimcepdob, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Yimcepdob, she will turn you into a rat.
Yimcepdob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Yimcepdob's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your hands.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never mention mice.
4. Never hurt aardvarks.
5. Do not chop down trees.