Miscamgemhom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing jellyfish.

Miscamgemhom created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscamgemhom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miscamgemhom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Miscamgemhom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Miscamgemhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Never write about asteroids.