Gedshavsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying jellyfish.

Gedshavsas created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedshavsas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gedshavsas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gedshavsas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gedshavsas' Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing shorts.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Do not commit murder.