Sinyataf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing otter.

Sinyataf created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Sinyataf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinyataf, he will send you a sign.

Sinyataf's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sinyataf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sinyataf.

4. Do not take Sinyataf's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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