Niltabcut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Niltabcut created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Niltabcut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Niltabcut, she will make you grow a tail.

Niltabcut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Niltabcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Run away from yellow turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never chant near eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.