Hanvilnul is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating squirrel.

Hanvilnul created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanvilnul, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanvilnul, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hanvilnul's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hanvilnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.