Jopbad Tinhanfad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent fly.

Jopbad Tinhanfad created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopbad Tinhanfad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jopbad Tinhanfad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jopbad Tinhanfad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jopbad Tinhanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.