Stragjatmit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest goose.

Stragjatmit created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjatmit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragjatmit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Stragjatmit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stragjatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stragjatmit.

3. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the west.