Ligcamsog is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, self-assured
cobra.
Ligcamsog created light nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligcamsog, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Ligcamsog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Ligcamsog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Ligcamsog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Do not take Ligcamsog's name in vain.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never pour water over plants.