Nut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless mink.

Nut created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nut, she will turn you into a frog.

Nut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.