Hapxemlig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent centaur.

Hapxemlig created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Hapxemlig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hapxemlig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hapxemlig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hapxemlig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hapxemlig on top of all buildings.