Tipligtin is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, amazing
octopus.
Tipligtin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipligtin, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Tipligtin, it will try to impress you with trees.
Tipligtin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Tipligtin's Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the west.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity.
4. Turtles are not to be trusted.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.