Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf
is a god.
He takes the form of a large, sage
seal
.
Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf
created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf
, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf
, he will turn you into a dog.
Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf's
most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf's Holy Commandments
1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not wear orange clothing.
3. Never think about chlorophyll.
4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rotgil Witmanbigkadgamjanlagquaf on top of all buildings.
5. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing magenta scarves.
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