Jopgetbunwan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil centaur.

Jopgetbunwan created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopgetbunwan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jopgetbunwan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jopgetbunwan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jopgetbunwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to dolphins while wearing red skirts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Jopgetbunwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.