Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nelweglan Dabwabgod Hudbifdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head white.

2. Never feed parsnips to geese while wearing jumpers.

3. Never wear brown skirts.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.