Gupzigfarbed is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, wise
cobra.
Gupzigfarbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gupzigfarbed, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gupzigfarbed, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Gupzigfarbed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Gupzigfarbed's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gupzigfarbed in the centre of the settlement.