Dudxemxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful crane.

Dudxemxuc created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudxemxuc, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudxemxuc, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dudxemxuc's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dudxemxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Dudxemxuc's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.