Habhonlat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring butterfly.

Habhonlat created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhonlat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habhonlat, he will not care at all.

Habhonlat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Habhonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Habhonlat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sprint near porpoises.
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