Natdibhon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful armadillo.

Natdibhon created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdibhon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natdibhon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Natdibhon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Natdibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.